RICH! Where are my keys?!?

Well, I survived Memorial Day Weekend 2007... barely. Because I need to immediately take my bruised and battered body back to bed, here’s the quick recap. Don't judge. In a span of less than 72 hours I managed to:

• Pass out in the back seat of my own car. By myself.
• Lock my keys in my car.
• Become completely intoxicated between the hours of 8 a.m. and 9 a.m. while waiting for AAA to come unlock previously mentioned car.
• Use caution tape stickers as pasties (in lieu of a bikini top).
• Hang my bare ass into the Columbia River to avoid peeing in the boat.
• Eat total shit in Evan’s lawn while 10 people laughed and pointed.
• Lose most of my possessions including my shoes, earrings, sunglasses and previously mentioned car keys.
• Have a dance party in an old man’s garage.
• Ride an electric motorcycle with a perfect stranger.
• Take at least 10 beer bongs (four of which occurred in a span of 20 minutes).
• Let Kelly cut a splinter out of my hand with a steak knife.
• Walk barefoot through probably about a half mile of gravel.
• Build the highest Drinking Jenga tower I have ever seen in my whole life.
• Live through what I can only describe as a hurricane – thanks to Tara’s heater.
• Gain probably 10 pounds by existing entirely off beer, liquor, cheesy brats and Swedish Fish.
• Realize that I am far, far too old for this type of behavior.

Somebody check me in.

Welcome to the Happiest Place on Earth

Pretty much the best drinking partner you will ever meet
Only a rare man would have the balls to wear this outfit

Honestly... who are these guys?
The first of many, many beer bongs
Vanessa, Mike & Tequila Shots
Island Oasis
Cheers!

Why is my life so fantastic?
Before the madness

"I can't be seen kissing the make-out king"
Whoops

More beer, please!
Calm before the storm

Beer Bong for breakfast - Day 2
Paradise

Carrie, Sarah & Kelly - Still drinking, obviously
The best game of Drinking Jenga ever played

Dance Party USA
Sarah and... Robert DiNiro?

Party Girls

I want to go back... immediately.