I am really starting to look like the star of a Lifetime television for women movie. Almost two weeks ago I took a nasty spill on my snowboard that resulted in a huge bruise on my left butt cheek. It’s still there, and hasn’t even begun to fade into that gross yellow-and-green phase yet. In addition, when I went to the doctor last Friday I was poked at prodded to the max. As a result I’ve got a huge bruise on the inside of my right arm where they stuck a needle for about 15 minutes in an attempt to get 8 vials of blood. And finally, someone stepped on my left big toe at
Sheesh, what a disaster zone.
4 comments:
You forgot the chick fight that left you with a six-inch scratch on your leg and black mascara smudges on your arm.
Aw crap, good call (although that one is pretty much healed by now). Just to clarify for my other readers, I was not involved in that fight other than trying to pull the other naughty girls off each other! Hence the battle wound.
So how close are you to junkshow status?
Not as close as the two chicas who kicked each others asses in my bedroom.
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